I'm Marvin The Paranoid Android

Here's what I look like

ICQ: 1432002
(March 28, 2005)

My Sister's boyfriend's dog, Peppie:

My Cat, Siren:


The second cat, Bug, Bug-a-boo, or Lightning Bug:

The third and final cat, Boo:
{Insert Image here, when found.} She hides all the time.
Ok, enough with the pictures, you want me to describe myself or something like that.
First, I'm an INTP. This personality type only represents 1.46% of the general population! If that doesn't make me unusual enough, there are other things. To keep myself busy during the day, I go to work at Lockheed Martin. The group I'm in works on the Afloat Master Planning System. The basic task is to try to keep track of the installation statuses of most everything on the surface ships of the US Navy. Also, track Y2K planning information and Battleforce interoperbility. Basically, it is a database job. I also keep the website up and use Visual Basic scripting in Active Server Pages to communicate with the database (using SQL). It is a challenging job and is fun because of it. If there is something you never want to do then make sure you never show me a puzzle you don't want me to work on.
I'm about 5'8" or so. I have a hard time breaking 110 pounds. I think it is all in the head too. I was born on March 20th, 1979 in the Cincinati Jewish Hospital. I went to a Presbyterian church for a while when I was younger, but I couldn't buy it. The only thing I know about god now is that He is either on Vacation and has been for a long time or He has gone on to bigger and better projects, or both.
Birth Sign: Pisces
Favorite Beverage: Milk!!!!
Least favorite beverage: Orange juice or Anything with carbonated water in it.
Favorite TV shows: Star Trek: TNG, Voy, and DS9. Babylon 5, Red Dwarf, Red Green, Sliders, Gargoyles, Pinky and the Brain, and any other Warner Bros Cartoons.
Favorite Book, TV series, Radio Series: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Number of people who know of me: Easily more than 1000.
People I know the names of: Not more than 100.
People I regularly talk to: Not more than 20.
(Is this page a little selfish? Then again, it probably should be (It's my description page!!!))(You know you are a nut when you remember to close all your parenthetical comments even when they go two or more deep.)
Favorite subject: Math
Least favorite: Art or English
I'm going to list a few of my favorite quotes that either I've come up with or have found that I really like.

"Be Happy, the alternatives are worse." (could be taken two ways, the alternate emotions are worse or events could be worse. I thought this up with the former in mind. Love is a very happy state.)

Basis of morals: "To be as happy as possible without harming the happiness of others."

First Corollary: "Make others happier."

"I'm not mad, its everybody else!"

"I can do ANYTHING! (Just some things hurt more than others...)"

"Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment." -Murphy's Law Calendar.

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. " -Idunno

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." -IDunno

"Trying to figure people out is like trying to dig a crater from a mountain. Every time you get a foot down, you have another 3 feet around you to dig." -Myself

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